22 Of The Most Annoying Gifts To Give Your Coworker's Young Children

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mattstaff
Dec 11, 2018 12:00 PM EST

Bust out any of these devilish ideas for that office party-gift exchange, and that one insufferable coworker who deserves a bit of a bad time. What you call a "gift" for the kids, will be ANYTHING but that. 

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    White - lofZuulsMinions 2d Вор-it!
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    Text - Surplus42 2d Workbooks. Just tell your coworkers that you want the young children to have academic success. Your co worker will be thankful to you, and the young children will need much time to use your gifts. Sources I am the young children
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    Text - largefarva2404 3d A corn popper push toy
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    Text - Fat_Sassy_Classy 3d A 6 foot tall inflatable unicorn is the best I've seen recently. Haha
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    Text - Geeseinfection 3d I gave my manager's kids (3 and 5) 1lb gummy bears when she brought them to work one day. Her husband gave me a death glare.
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    Text - megahurtz83 3d Hamster cage. The parent either has to tell their kid they don't get to have a hamster, or they get one and then have to take care of it until the stupid thing dies
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    Text - SwarmMaster 3d "Yellies" It's a new (to me anyway) toy this year shaped like a cute toy spider that drives around and goes faster the louder you scream at it. It also randomly spins and changes direction. I can't imagine any 3-8 yo that could resist screaming as loud as possible at it in joy until either the battery or the parent gives up on life.
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    Text - WooRankDown 3d Anything that makes loud or annoying noises, and does not require batteries. Examples: Kazoos Train whistles xylophone any percussion toy (shakers, tambourines, etc) Jaw harps
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    Text - NoxWild 3d Craft kit that includes Tubes of glitter that leak and spill easily Non-washable glue Malodorous oil paints in fluorescent colors Confetti Fruit- and candy-scented markers Big tablet of cheap thin weak paper
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    Text - abc-z 3d A cheap kids alarm clock. My grandma got me a Dora the Explorer one when I was little and it liked to go off at random times in the middle of the night
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    Text - darkdelusions . 3d If you want something fairly cheap go to target they have a hei hei (the chicken from moana) that essentially a rubber chicken and when you squeeze it it makes a god awful sound 505 Reply Jingles_Pepperbottom 3d This. My nephew was playing with this. I threw it on the roof. A good rain came later and it slid off the roof. Insert neighborhood kids fighting over it.
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    Text - pikachubackpack 3d Playdoh or moonsand. Stickers. This shits literally all over my house. Edit: i totally forgot this stupid slime craze too. Omg
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    Text - -eDgAR- 3d One of these stuffed animals that plays that "Baby Shark doo doo doo" song
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    Text - Carleas 3d Irecently discovered that you can buy a bag of 250 bouncy balls online for less than $20. So naturally I gave my friend's kids 250 bouncy balls. Kids were thrilled, parents less so.
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    Text - flaccidbitchface 3d Karaoke machine. Or just a microphone.
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    Text - DickesEnde_r 3d Annoying for the parents? A toy policecar with sirens and light you can't turn off. Annoying for the Kids? School supplies, but the boring ones like rulers or pencils.
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    Text - Lee_of_the_Stone 3d My best friend once gave my son a toy dog that, when squeezed, sang "Singing in the Rain" in its entirety. Every time. Oh, and the best part? This thing was NOT from the U.S. and I had to have a special tool set (that I did not have) to get the batteries out.
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    Text - astrogaijin 2d My coworker hates the geese in our parking lot. So, for her baby shower I got her a stuffed goose that makes realistic goose sounds when it is squeezed Jokes on her, her kids LOVE it.
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    Text - WhyNot Just ListenToMe 2d A quill pen and a bottle of black India ink. Tell them it's so they can learn calligraphy. But it will actually be the fastest way to create a big black stain when they spill the bottle.
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    Text - timonyc 2d A $5 gift card to Build A Bear Workshop. You can't walk in there and spend less than $20. So $5 is annoyingly useless but kids get so excited to spend it.
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    White - homiebologna 3d An ant farm
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    Text - a-nice-egg 2d A fish Parents either get to suddenly build a fishtank and take care of a fish for months or more. Or, small children get to learn about death. (Please don't gift fish, they're chill af and deserve love)
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